Quote Box (Random Murphy's Law)
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<!-- Start of Murphy's Laws JavaScript --> <!-- Randomly displays different sections of Murphy's Laws --> <!-- Instructions: 1. Copy the coding into the HEAD of your HTML document 2. Add the last code into the BODY of your HTML document --> <!-- Script supplied with CoffeeCup HTML Editor --> <!-- www.coffeecup.com --> <HEAD> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> <!-- Begin function CC_Message() { var ar = new Array(20) ar[0] = "Nothing is as easy as it looks." ar[1] = "Everything takes longer than you think." ar[2] = "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." ar[3] = "If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong." ar[4] = "If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then." ar[5] = "If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway." ar[6] = "If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop." ar[7] = "Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse." ar[8] = "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." ar[9] = "Nature always sides with the hidden flaw." ar[10] = "Mother nature is a bitch." ar[11] = "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious." ar[12] = "Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first." ar[13] = "Every solution breeds new problems." ar[14] = "Trust everybody ... then cut the cards." ar[15] = "Two wrongs are only the beginning." ar[16] = "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." ar[17] = "To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles." ar[18] = "Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget." ar[19] = "Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view." var now = new Date() var sec = now.getSeconds() alert("Murphy's Law:\r" + ar[sec % 20]) } // End --> </SCRIPT> <BODY onLoad="CC_Message()"> <CENTER> <FORM> <input type="button" Value="New Murphy's Law" onClick="CC_Message()"> </FORM> </CENTER> <!-- End of Murphy's Laws JavaScript -->
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